Sights Seen

  Howdy. Here is a quick four question quiz I have created elusively for you, the reader. Name of banana based ice cream dish Difficult gymnastics move Kelton’s location last weekend How to end an unhappy marriage Please lock in your answer and remember to phrase it as a question. Survey says…… “What is Split?” … More Sights Seen


Hey gang. I’m happy to report I have successfully completed a whole week of school here in Banja Luka. And I’m sure y’all are just ITCHING to hear all about it. On the first day when I walked in, the only thing I knew was my classroom number. I wandered into the wrong hall on … More Scholastics

Welcome to Bosnia

The local time is 6:17 PM and the temperature outside is 33 degrees Celsius. In Fahrenheit that translates to approximately the fifth circle of hell. Luckily the sun is the only hellish aspect of my time so far here in Bosnia. I live in a city called Banja Luka which lies in a lush valley … More Welcome to Bosnia

Christmas Edition

Reader! This blog post and the previous eight are from my time in Italy, the fall semester of my junior year in high school. They are all posted on the same day because I transferred them from a different site so don’t be thinking I’m fabricating an entire semester in one evening. Also please accept … More Christmas Edition

General Happenings

I want to give a quick shout out to all five of my fans from New Zealand to the new world. Y’all are the motivation to keep me on this blog grind. A fun activity for me is to discuss the horrors of American fashion to my very fashion-savvy sisters. For example, the popularity of … More General Happenings

A Day in the Life of an American Male Exchange Student

As awesome as that seems, remember I put my pants on one leg at a time just like you. It’s just what happens once those pants are on is the difference. Instead of a “good morning” I hear a “buongiorno Kelton!” from my booming Italian father. He follows that up with an Italian coffee. I … More A Day in the Life of an American Male Exchange Student